Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are
now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper! Congrats
You can make free calls!
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look
into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!
No visits...
no calls..
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I'm worried...
kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?
4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
