Q: why is the DBA so rich?
A: He creates and manages quite a lot of
FOREIGN KEY relationships
Q: Wat did d CPU say to d input devices?
A: You fill up my senses...
Fuming Wife: Wats my value in the family??
Techie Husband: An Unknown Virus..!!
Q. Whr's an astronaut's favourite place on the computer?
* * * * * A. The spacebar!

